Absolute Bangkok Massage

Absolute is a small body-to-body and nuru shop with one soapy item, not a bathhouse. In its favour: a low entry price of ฿1,500 for 30 minutes, a walkable location from BTS Phrom Phong, and a welcome for women, couples and outcall customers around Sukhumvit.

The caveat is the review record. It has a 4.3 Google rating from 30 reviews, but nearly all are three to eight years old, and two old one-star reviews allege fake reviews, so it is hard to judge the shop as it is now. It belongs to the same group as Kiss Bangkok Massage on the same soi. For a real bathhouse, see the best soapy massage in Bangkok.

The core service is body-to-body massage with oil, plus a 60-minute bathing and soapy session, nuru, tantric, four-hands and couples sessions. The website says all masseuses are women, that it serves men, women and couples, and that staff have medical tests every three months.

The shop is on Sukhumvit Soi 22 and also offers outcall within the Sukhumvit district. Reviews from a few years ago describe a downstairs bar with draft beer and pool tables. Kiss Bangkok Massage's website lists Absolute as a sister shop.

Price reference from the venue’s published menu:

• Body to Body Massage with Oil (happy ending) · 30 min: ฿1,500
• Body to Body Massage with Oil (with add-on) · 30 min: ฿1,700
• Body to Body Massage with Oil (Full Service) · 30 min: ฿2,000
• Body to Body Massage with Oil (happy ending) · 60 min: ฿2,000
• Body to Body Massage with Oil (with add-on) · 60 min: ฿2,300
• Body to Body Massage with Oil (Full Service) · 60 min: ฿2,500

Each line applies to the named service, not automatically to every session at the venue. Where a duration is missing, we leave it unspecified. Confirm the total, the session length and inclusions directly before agreeing to a booking.

The Google Maps listing gives +66824794974 as the phone number. Ask the venue directly about booking, availability, session length and the total price. The guide does not take reservations or infer whether walk-ins are accepted.

The address is 265/4 Sukhumvit Alley 22, Khlong Tan, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110.

• BTS Phrom Phong: about 470 m, an eight-minute walk.
• MRT Queen Sirikit National Convention Center: about 930 m, around 15 minutes on foot.
• BTS Asok: about 1 km, around 16 minutes on foot.

It is open daily from 11:00 to midnight. More venues nearby are on the Phrom Phong page.

Absolute Bangkok Massage has a 4.3 Google rating from 30 reviews, but the newest is about a year old and most date from three to eight years ago, so they may not describe the shop today.

Several reviews from around three years ago describe a relaxed atmosphere downstairs, with draft beer, pool tables, a kind manager and no pressure to buy drinks. Some note a wide choice because staff can be called in from sister shops nearby. Older reviews praise individual therapists, and a couple of reviewers were happy with an outcall to their hotel.

The main criticism comes from two one-star reviews, six to eight years old, alleging that the owner posted fake reviews. That cannot be verified, but it is a reason to read the older praise cautiously.